What I imagine happens when they get exposed to the sun:
Ipoh was awesome!
- Was watching the TV when a certain political bigshot popped up.
- Me to Grandma: Look, this is the bad guy!
- Grandma: Looks like a rather bigshot doesn't he?
- Me: Well in Malaysia he's the biggest! And the baddest!
- Grandma: And they never tried to catch him?
- Me: Everyone knows it but no one catches him...